When Ambrose gets mad, it's entertaining to see the ways & words he comes up with to inform you. Here are 2 JUST from today (he gets angry a lot):
Ambrose (in a very sweet voice): Mommy, what day is it today?
Me: It's Thursday today.
Ambrose (in a low growl): Well...I HATE Thursdays. (storms off)
(Ambrose has stormed off after being told he needs to clean his room. He returns a few minutes later with the book Jesse and I gave him for Kindergarten Graduation)
Ambrose (in the sweet voice): Mommy, what do these last 3 words say? (pointing to the handwritten inscription on the inside cover)
Me: It says "We love you"
Ambrose (in the grumpy growl): Too bad that's not true!! (storms off again)