I lived to tell about it

I survived my second Harry Potter Release Party! It was an exciting night with LOTS of HP fans. I was in charge of "Pictures with Harry" and also the costume contest--Snape won and an adorable Rita Skeeter (she was only 8 years old) was the runner up.

After the activities, I cashiered--CRAZY cashiered! It's an adrenaline rush to ring up over a thousand people who had waited for HOURS to buy/see/touch the HP book. In case you are wondering (with tax) "your book comes to $22.25, if you are a member it's $20.02."

**Here's a shout out to April, Liz, Danielle, Billy, Joanna, and Kelly for visiting me last night--hope you liked your pictures! Thanks guys.

Today's funny comes from Alex

"I no yonger a hungy man."

-Alex's response when asked if he was done with his lunch.

Where do they come up with this stuff?

My kids never cease to amaze me with their imaginations. For example, this morning Ambrose was dancing around the living room singing an 'original' Scooby Doo song. When he noticed me observing him, he said, "You see, I'm a movie director for Scooby Doo and I'm working on a new song." See what I mean?

Guest blogger: Ambrose (5 years old)

Do you want to hear a joke?

What's the first thing a gorilla learns at school?
His Ape-B-Cs.


Ready for another joke?

What kind of ape lives in a gym?
A gympanzee.


This is the last monkey one...

What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot-air baboon.


Here's another animal joke.

Why do elephants have trunks?
They'd look silly with suitcases on their faces.


Would you like to hear another joke?

What do vegetables give each other when they get married?
Onion rings.

One more...

Did the animals go into Noah's Ark in pairs?
No, the worms went in apples.

I hope you enjoyed the jokes.